Awkward Yearbook Signatures

R.J. Reynolds Senior High School, Winston-Salem, NC 1982

Let’s get one thing out of the way: No good yearbook signature has ever begun with the phrase “Well Bitch”, let alone one where “Bitch” is capitalized and underlined.  The fact that the signer, Tom, then proceeds to passive-aggressively suggest that the book owner, Lisa, purchase hard drugs from him in order to give to her father for Father’s Day leads me to just one conclusion: This is the yearbook entry that inspired Tommy Wiseau to create The Room.  Perhaps the drugs were purchased from Chris R.?  All that’s missing is a “K.I.T.” message from Denny.