Awkward Yearbook Signatures

Francis Parker High School, San Diego, CA, 2009

Posted without comment.

No actually, I’ll comment:  Why in god’s name would you ever write this in someone’s yearbook?!?!

Thomas Downey High School, Modesto, CA 1998

Another helpful rule of thumb:  If your yearbook signature mentions all the “bitches” that you “wanna fuck” the next year, the odds of you actually having sex with a girl are greatly stacked against you.  If your signature also includes the phrases “Thug Life” and a misspelled “RIP 2-Pac”, you may as well include “The Virgin” in between your first and last name.

Thomas Jefferson High School, Alexandria, VA, 1997

Something must have been on Peter’s mind, but I can’t figure out what it was…His sign off of “Live Long and Get Some” ranks right up there on the list of “Things that somebody who has never gotten some” would say