May
19
2010
Guilford High School, Guilford, CT, 2007 In our PC world, the old fashioned “wishing that the school would burn down and all the teachers would die” has sadly become something that people get all too worked up about, so it’s nice to see it delivered in such a refreshingly twisted manner. Also, I don’t believe for a second that the signer, who I imagine as Calvin, but in High School, ever realized that it was sort of brilliant that the Raging Cow depicted here was about to be chewing Mr. Cuddy.  Please keep the awkward yearbook signatures coming!

Guilford High School, Guilford, CT, 2007

In our PC world, the old fashioned “wishing that the school would burn down and all the teachers would die” has sadly become something that people get all too worked up about, so it’s nice to see it delivered in such a refreshingly twisted manner. Also, I don’t believe for a second that the signer, who I imagine as Calvin, but in High School, ever realized that it was sort of brilliant that the Raging Cow depicted here was about to be chewing Mr. Cuddy. 

Please keep the awkward yearbook signatures coming!

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Oct
28
2009
Woodside Middle School, Fort Wayne, IN, 1999 Not a sentence goes unused in this signature.  We start with a name check of a negative pop culture influence.  Then they refer to a teacher in a derogatory manner, before threatening to convince one of their stooges to blow up her house, an act which they are resigned to get caught for, leaving us to wonder why they should even involve Tyler in it in the first place.  It ends with a sign off for the ages, “Pimp ya later!” and a classic signature “Dusty Balls”.  I wonder how you say Dusty Balls in German.

Woodside Middle School, Fort Wayne, IN, 1999

Not a sentence goes unused in this signature.  We start with a name check of a negative pop culture influence.  Then they refer to a teacher in a derogatory manner, before threatening to convince one of their stooges to blow up her house, an act which they are resigned to get caught for, leaving us to wonder why they should even involve Tyler in it in the first place.  It ends with a sign off for the ages, “Pimp ya later!” and a classic signature “Dusty Balls”.  I wonder how you say Dusty Balls in German.


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