Redwood High School, Larkspur California, 1993
“Tengo un año bueno! Bueno! Bingaww! you are fuct up the Butthole (parental advisory covered) Have a buttbeaming summer with the flaming butt Pirates.
- Denise “Phunkee Dubes”
Just a few notes about this signature:
1. One of the six Google results for “Bingaww” is for a blog entry titled “Actually,…I want to rape!!!” which sounds like a hilarious Engrish sentence you might see on a bag of Asian potato chips
2. ”Phunkee Dubes” is a better rap name than 95% of all real rappers names. I hope that Dubes is Denise’s last name
3. I’m all too willing to assume Rule 34 on the subject of “Buttbeaming”, but this type of entry makes the plot of last weeks South Park, where a book named “The Poop That Took A Pee” shot up the best seller charts, seem a bit less implausible
A heartfelt request: Please submit yearbook signatures!
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