Oct
29
2009
Westonka, Minnesota, 1978 Poor Harv.

Westonka, Minnesota, 1978

Poor Harv.

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Oct
20
2009
R.J. Reynolds Senior High School, Winston-Salem, NC 1982 Let’s get one thing out of the way: No good yearbook signature has ever begun with the phrase “Well Bitch”, let alone one where “Bitch” is capitalized and underlined.  The fact that the signer, Tom, then proceeds to passive-aggressively suggest that the book owner, Lisa, purchase hard drugs from him in order to give to her father for Father’s Day leads me to just one conclusion: This is the yearbook entry that inspired Tommy Wiseau to create The Room.  Perhaps the drugs were purchased from Chris R.?  All that’s missing is a “K.I.T.” message from Denny.

R.J. Reynolds Senior High School, Winston-Salem, NC 1982

Let’s get one thing out of the way: No good yearbook signature has ever begun with the phrase “Well Bitch”, let alone one where “Bitch” is capitalized and underlined.  The fact that the signer, Tom, then proceeds to passive-aggressively suggest that the book owner, Lisa, purchase hard drugs from him in order to give to her father for Father’s Day leads me to just one conclusion: This is the yearbook entry that inspired Tommy Wiseau to create The Room.  Perhaps the drugs were purchased from Chris R.?  All that’s missing is a “K.I.T.” message from Denny.

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Oct
19
2009
Seaford Harbor Elementary School, Seaford, NY, 1991  From the submitter: “My friend Tom loved to eat, and still does.  In particular he loved eating the mozzarella cheese cubes the cafeteria served on spaghetti day.  Tom would beg the lunch room ladies to let him go back for extras, it was a self serve bowl of cheese cubes.  Anyway, Tom just genuinely enjoyed eating lunch and obviously he hoped that the middle school would continue serving equivalently awesome lunches to the ones he had eaten in elementary school.” I just imagine the glassy-eyed Tom being handed a yearbook. Looking straight ahead, he hurriedly scrawls a message reflecting his fragile mental state, still shaken from the tearful goodbyes he exchanged with the lunch lady earlier that day.

Seaford Harbor Elementary School, Seaford, NY, 1991 

From the submitter: “My friend Tom loved to eat, and still does.  In particular he loved eating the mozzarella cheese cubes the cafeteria served on spaghetti day.  Tom would beg the lunch room ladies to let him go back for extras, it was a self serve bowl of cheese cubes.  Anyway, Tom just genuinely enjoyed eating lunch and obviously he hoped that the middle school would continue serving equivalently awesome lunches to the ones he had eaten in elementary school.”

I just imagine the glassy-eyed Tom being handed a yearbook. Looking straight ahead, he hurriedly scrawls a message reflecting his fragile mental state, still shaken from the tearful goodbyes he exchanged with the lunch lady earlier that day.

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Tags: food

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